• bitcoinBitcoin (BTC) $ 84,433.00
  • ethereumEthereum (ETH) $ 1,827.51
  • tetherTether (USDT) $ 0.999855
  • xrpXRP (XRP) $ 2.09
  • bnbBNB (BNB) $ 598.57
  • solanaSolana (SOL) $ 118.49
  • usd-coinUSDC (USDC) $ 0.999995
  • dogecoinDogecoin (DOGE) $ 0.167037
  • cardanoCardano (ADA) $ 0.661593
  • tronTRON (TRX) $ 0.237944
  • staked-etherLido Staked Ether (STETH) $ 1,823.99
  • wrapped-bitcoinWrapped Bitcoin (WBTC) $ 84,295.00
  • the-open-networkToncoin (TON) $ 3.57
  • leo-tokenLEO Token (LEO) $ 9.38
  • chainlinkChainlink (LINK) $ 13.14
  • stellarStellar (XLM) $ 0.264074
  • usdsUSDS (USDS) $ 1.00
  • wrapped-stethWrapped stETH (WSTETH) $ 2,189.38
  • avalanche-2Avalanche (AVAX) $ 18.64
  • suiSui (SUI) $ 2.28
  • shiba-inuShiba Inu (SHIB) $ 0.000012
  • hedera-hashgraphHedera (HBAR) $ 0.165357
  • litecoinLitecoin (LTC) $ 84.86
  • polkadotPolkadot (DOT) $ 4.11
  • bitcoin-cashBitcoin Cash (BCH) $ 309.22
  • mantra-daoMANTRA (OM) $ 6.33
  • bitget-tokenBitget Token (BGB) $ 4.56
  • ethena-usdeEthena USDe (USDE) $ 0.999656
  • wethWETH (WETH) $ 1,827.78
  • binance-bridged-usdt-bnb-smart-chainBinance Bridged USDT (BNB Smart Chain) (BSC-USD) $ 1.00
  • wrapped-eethWrapped eETH (WEETH) $ 1,939.10
  • moneroMonero (XMR) $ 218.71
  • whitebitWhiteBIT Coin (WBT) $ 27.84
  • hyperliquidHyperliquid (HYPE) $ 11.91
  • pi-networkPi Network (PI) $ 0.558352
  • uniswapUniswap (UNI) $ 6.01
  • daiDai (DAI) $ 0.999930
  • aptosAptos (APT) $ 5.07
  • nearNEAR Protocol (NEAR) $ 2.56
  • susdssUSDS (SUSDS) $ 1.05
  • pepePepe (PEPE) $ 0.000007
  • okbOKB (OKB) $ 47.25
  • coinbase-wrapped-btcCoinbase Wrapped BTC (CBBTC) $ 84,471.00
  • gatechain-tokenGate (GT) $ 22.21
  • tokenize-xchangeTokenize Xchange (TKX) $ 33.40
  • crypto-com-chainCronos (CRO) $ 0.097095
  • ondo-financeOndo (ONDO) $ 0.829240
  • mantleMantle (MNT) $ 0.751815
  • internet-computerInternet Computer (ICP) $ 5.22
  • ethereum-classicEthereum Classic (ETC) $ 16.44
  • aaveAave (AAVE) $ 153.21
  • first-digital-usdFirst Digital USD (FDUSD) $ 0.997662
  • ethena-staked-usdeEthena Staked USDe (SUSDE) $ 1.16
  • cosmosCosmos Hub (ATOM) $ 4.82
  • blackrock-usd-institutional-digital-liquidity-fundBlackRock USD Institutional Digital Liquidity Fund (BUIDL) $ 1.00
  • vechainVeChain (VET) $ 0.022324
  • official-trumpOfficial Trump (TRUMP) $ 9.51
  • bittensorBittensor (TAO) $ 218.23
  • filecoinFilecoin (FIL) $ 2.86
  • lombard-staked-btcLombard Staked BTC (LBTC) $ 84,136.00
  • kaspaKaspa (KAS) $ 0.067259
  • fasttokenFasttoken (FTN) $ 4.04
  • render-tokenRender (RENDER) $ 3.30
  • ethenaEthena (ENA) $ 0.320024
  • celestiaCelestia (TIA) $ 2.83
  • polygon-ecosystem-tokenPOL (ex-MATIC) (POL) $ 0.190156
  • algorandAlgorand (ALGO) $ 0.186820
  • sonic-3Sonic (prev. FTM) (S) $ 0.494886
  • arbitrumArbitrum (ARB) $ 0.316790
  • solv-btcSolv Protocol SolvBTC (SOLVBTC) $ 84,287.00
  • kucoin-sharesKuCoin (KCS) $ 10.23
  • eosEOS (EOS) $ 0.841003
  • optimismOptimism (OP) $ 0.714457
  • fetch-aiArtificial Superintelligence Alliance (FET) $ 0.443167
  • jupiter-exchange-solanaJupiter (JUP) $ 0.394819
  • makerMaker (MKR) $ 1,325.79
  • binance-peg-wethBinance-Peg WETH (WETH) $ 1,828.36
  • story-2Story (IP) $ 4.18
  • nexoNEXO (NEXO) $ 1.08
  • kelp-dao-restaked-ethKelp DAO Restaked ETH (RSETH) $ 1,899.21
  • xdce-crowd-saleXDC Network (XDC) $ 0.066704
  • quant-networkQuant (QNT) $ 69.68
  • usdt0USDT0 (USDT0) $ 1.00
  • binance-staked-solBinance Staked SOL (BNSOL) $ 123.59
  • movementMovement (MOVE) $ 0.386658
  • worldcoin-wldWorldcoin (WLD) $ 0.767948
  • rocket-pool-ethRocket Pool ETH (RETH) $ 2,068.09
  • blockstackStacks (STX) $ 0.588169
  • bonkBonk (BONK) $ 0.000011
  • binance-bridged-usdc-bnb-smart-chainBinance Bridged USDC (BNB Smart Chain) (USDC) $ 1.00
  • dexeDeXe (DEXE) $ 14.74
  • injective-protocolInjective (INJ) $ 8.56
  • immutable-xImmutable (IMX) $ 0.464902
  • usual-usdUsual USD (USD0) $ 0.998477
  • polygon-bridged-usdt-polygonPolygon Bridged USDT (Polygon) (USDT) $ 0.999725
  • sei-networkSei (SEI) $ 0.165642
  • the-graphThe Graph (GRT) $ 0.084517
  • flare-networksFlare (FLR) $ 0.013180
  • theta-tokenTheta Network (THETA) $ 0.791713
  • lido-daoLido DAO (LDO) $ 0.852639
  • tether-goldTether Gold (XAUT) $ 3,100.36
  • paypal-usdPayPal USD (PYUSD) $ 0.999820
  • solv-protocol-solvbtc-bbnSolv Protocol SolvBTC.BBN (SOLVBTC.BB) $ 83,583.00
  • wbnbWrapped BNB (WBNB) $ 598.67
  • curve-dao-tokenCurve DAO (CRV) $ 0.543269
  • mantle-staked-etherMantle Staked Ether (METH) $ 1,939.22
  • pax-goldPAX Gold (PAXG) $ 3,103.01
  • arbitrum-bridged-wbtc-arbitrum-oneArbitrum Bridged WBTC (Arbitrum One) (WBTC) $ 84,253.00
  • tezosTezos (XTZ) $ 0.655225
  • galaGALA (GALA) $ 0.015226
  • the-sandboxThe Sandbox (SAND) $ 0.265707
  • walrus-2Walrus (WAL) $ 0.521979
  • kaiaKaia (KAIA) $ 0.109783
  • berachain-beraBerachain (BERA) $ 5.87
  • zcashZcash (ZEC) $ 39.52
  • usdx-money-usdxStables Labs USDX (USDX) $ 1.00
  • bittorrentBitTorrent (BTT) $ 0.00000063
  • iotaIOTA (IOTA) $ 0.167878
  • jito-governance-tokenJito (JTO) $ 1.98
  • bitcoin-svBitcoin SV (BSV) $ 30.75
  • flowFlow (FLOW) $ 0.376100
  • renzo-restaked-ethRenzo Restaked ETH (EZETH) $ 1,902.28
  • msolMarinade Staked SOL (MSOL) $ 151.55
  • pancakeswap-tokenPancakeSwap (CAKE) $ 1.84
  • flokiFLOKI (FLOKI) $ 0.000056
  • stargate-bridged-usdc-berachainStargate Bridged USDC (Berachain) (USDC.E) $ 0.999974
  • grassGrass (GRASS) $ 1.93
  • raydiumRaydium (RAY) $ 1.82
  • honey-3Honey (HONEY) $ 0.999511
  • pendlePendle (PENDLE) $ 3.19
  • heliumHelium (HNT) $ 2.82
  • ethereum-name-serviceEthereum Name Service (ENS) $ 15.33
  • jasmycoinJasmyCoin (JASMY) $ 0.010334
  • jupiter-staked-solJupiter Staked SOL (JUPSOL) $ 129.84
  • true-usdTrueUSD (TUSD) $ 0.997722
  • beldexBeldex (BDX) $ 0.070210
  • pyth-networkPyth Network (PYTH) $ 0.133236
  • dydx-chaindYdX (DYDX) $ 0.620646
  • spx6900SPX6900 (SPX) $ 0.506022
  • pumpbtcpumpBTC (PUMPBTC) $ 81,974.00
  • fartcoinFartcoin (FARTCOIN) $ 0.475920
  • resolv-usrResolv USR (USR) $ 1.00
  • telcoinTelcoin (TEL) $ 0.005047
  • infrared-beraInfrared Bera (IBERA) $ 5.90
  • sonic-bridged-usdc-e-sonicSonic Bridged USDC.e (Sonic) (USDC.E) $ 0.999478
  • decentralandDecentraland (MANA) $ 0.242934
  • olympusOlympus (OHM) $ 27.30
  • coredaoorgCore (CORE) $ 0.448043
  • bridged-usdc-polygon-pos-bridgeBridged USDC (Polygon PoS Bridge) (USDC.E) $ 0.999909
  • axie-infinityAxie Infinity (AXS) $ 2.74
  • mantle-restaked-ethMantle Restaked ETH (CMETH) $ 1,939.54
  • kavaKava (KAVA) $ 0.401402
  • elrond-erd-2MultiversX (EGLD) $ 15.35
  • bitcoin-avalanche-bridged-btc-bAvalanche Bridged BTC (Avalanche) (BTC.B) $ 84,398.00
  • apenftAPENFT (NFT) $ 0.00000043
  • binance-peg-dogecoinBinance-Peg Dogecoin (DOGE) $ 0.166954
  • clbtcclBTC (CLBTC) $ 84,727.00
  • roninRonin (RON) $ 0.669018
  • conflux-tokenConflux (CFX) $ 0.081700
  • l2-standard-bridged-weth-baseL2 Standard Bridged WETH (Base) (WETH) $ 1,827.77
  • hashnote-usycHashnote USYC (USYC) $ 1.08
  • usdbUSDB (USDB) $ 0.997733
  • compound-governance-tokenCompound (COMP) $ 45.32
  • ousgOUSG (OUSG) $ 110.55
  • thorchainTHORChain (RUNE) $ 1.15
  • starknetStarknet (STRK) $ 0.138467
  • arbitrum-bridged-weth-arbitrum-oneArbitrum Bridged WETH (Arbitrum One) (WETH) $ 1,828.04
  • chilizChiliz (CHZ) $ 0.042106
  • super-oethSuper OETH (SUPEROETHB) $ 1,825.61
  • wormholeWormhole (W) $ 0.087204
  • ecasheCash (XEC) $ 0.000020
  • arweaveArweave (AR) $ 5.88
  • ondo-us-dollar-yieldOndo US Dollar Yield (USDY) $ 1.10
  • dogwifcoindogwifhat (WIF) $ 0.382502
  • reserve-rights-tokenReserve Rights (RSR) $ 0.006791
  • plumePlume (PLUME) $ 0.188734
  • tbtctBTC (TBTC) $ 84,081.00
  • stakewise-v3-osethStakeWise Staked ETH (OSETH) $ 1,909.30
  • virtual-protocolVirtuals Protocol (VIRTUAL) $ 0.561601
  • saros-financeSaros (SAROS) $ 0.137600
  • apecoinApeCoin (APE) $ 0.446793
  • beam-2Beam (BEAM) $ 0.006643
  • fraxFrax (FRAX) $ 0.999516
  • mantle-bridged-usdt-mantleMantle Bridged USDT (Mantle) (USDT) $ 0.999891
  • trust-wallet-tokenTrust Wallet (TWT) $ 0.819982
  • layerzeroLayerZero (ZRO) $ 3.02
  • matic-networkPolygon (MATIC) $ 0.190903
  • neoNEO (NEO) $ 4.74
  • axelarAxelar (AXL) $ 0.351617
  • cgeth-hashkey-cloudcgETH Hashkey Cloud (CGETH.HASH) $ 1,839.58
  • terra-lunaTerra Luna Classic (LUNC) $ 0.000060
  • binance-peg-busdBinance-Peg BUSD (BUSD) $ 1.00
  • ether-fi-staked-ethether.fi Staked ETH (EETH) $ 1,824.67
  • amp-tokenAmp (AMP) $ 0.003700
  • justJUST (JST) $ 0.031437
  • based-brettBrett (BRETT) $ 0.031337
  • cheems-tokenCheems Token (CHEEMS) $ 0.000002
  • gnosisGnosis (GNO) $ 117.87
  • pudgy-penguinsPudgy Penguins (PENGU) $ 0.004832
  • solayerSolayer (LAYER) $ 1.44

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Greener March, Surrendered Tanks, Hiked Rates and 20 Crypto Jokes

As the week began, Bitcoin broke above the USD 40,000 mark again, with the war in Ukraine possibly becoming the first “great test case” for BTC. Traditional markets and crypto trimmed losses while the Moscow Exchange decided not to open. We looked back at the market’s performance over February, and we looked into the list of coins that have moved the highest and the lowest since the war in Ukraine began. Meanwhile, GRIID claimed that Intel’s BMZ2 Bitcoin miners will improve gross profits by 130% compared to the rival Antminer S19 Pro.

And the war rages on. The US and Europe vowed to target Russians’ attempts at using crypto to avoid sanctions, selected Russian banks were excluded from SWIFT and the Central Bank could be targeted next, which could make rubles «close to worthless,” but the Central Bank claims that its SWIFT alternative is ready. While Anonymous pledged USD 44K in BTC for every surrendered Russian tank, crypto companies increased their efforts to help Ukraine, crypto donations neared USD 20m with the start of the week, then USD 54m by mid-week, and after Polkadot’s chief got criticized over his Ukrainian DOT donation proposal, Ukraine added more crypto options for donations, while the government confirmed an airdrop as well, but soon canceled it, saying they’d issue NFTs instead. Meanhwile, El Salvador’s President Nayib Bukele and his government remained silent on Russia’s invasion of Ukraine. Also, ordinary Russians were increasingly starting to feel the bite of Western-led sanctions, they were spending their falling ruble in a bid to dump it, and crypto buyers were facing whopping premiums amid the economic crash in that country. Industry observers argued that a potential fallout from the war may be priced into crypto market, and that there have been massive increases in crypto trading volumes using the Ukrainian fiat currency. Kraken CEO said that crypto exchanges could be required to freeze their Russian customers’ accounts, while Coinbase CEO said that Russian oligarchs are unlikely to use crypto to dodge sanctions.

Animoca banned Russian users while Revolut’s CEO condemned the war and announced that the donations would be matched. As all this was happening, some speculators were betting on the outcome of the war.

Eyes also turned to the US Congress as the Fed chair prepared for his first comments since the war began, saying they’ll “proceed carefully” with plans to hike interest rates despite the war, South Korea’s Constitutional Court upheld a law that blocks gamers from buying and selling crypto and NFTs, and the UK advertising watchdog banned the Floki Inu London ad campaign. Meanwhile, Heather Morgan who allegedly attempted to launder the BTC stolen from Bitfinex is talking to the authorities about a possible “plea deal”.

Let’s get to joking.

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Good morning, Crypto Twitter. A sat for your thoughts.

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Let’s check out the Putin-regulation-sanctions combination.

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Traditional problems in traditional finance.

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Ouch.

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Say what you will, but they’re thinking about everything over there.

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Wrong priorities, Putin.

Putin would like to announce his own NFT auction then but already has no money to pay the gas. He spent all for the missiles 🤦🏻‍♂️

— PS/ Пока Спокоен (@i_ll_FindYou) February 25, 2022

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‘Wait a minute…I am a centralized authority!’

Greener March, Surrendered Tanks, Hiked Rates and 20 Crypto Jokes

Source: u/Mr_Pocket / Reddit

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Bad day?

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Helpful indeed.

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Bitcoiners said they’ve got a new hobby.

pic.twitter.com/nywiclFjte

— DOC — BTC (@criptorando) February 23, 2022

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Yup, hodling’s nice.

Greener March, Surrendered Tanks, Hiked Rates and 20 Crypto Jokes

Source: Sweety_Zara / Twitter

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Look at that smile. That’s the facial expression of one that knows and invests.

Greener March, Surrendered Tanks, Hiked Rates and 20 Crypto Jokes

Source: nocontextbeatles / Instagram

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The face of one that has absolutely no clue – like, they’re certifiably oblivious – and invests.

Greener March, Surrendered Tanks, Hiked Rates and 20 Crypto Jokes

Source: themodestwallet / Instagram

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Gotta hustle.

Greener March, Surrendered Tanks, Hiked Rates and 20 Crypto Jokes

Source: bcuniverse_ / Instagram

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Maybe today’s the lucky trading day.

Greener March, Surrendered Tanks, Hiked Rates and 20 Crypto Jokes

Source: btcclicks / Instagram

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That’s what happens when you stare at the charts all day.

Greener March, Surrendered Tanks, Hiked Rates and 20 Crypto Jokes

Source: shivam.singh_ / Instagram

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How dare she?! He makes sarcastic, passive-aggressive comments too!

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When you make it big. No worries, you’ll be there soon too.

Greener March, Surrendered Tanks, Hiked Rates and 20 Crypto Jokes

Source: crypto_meme_boys / Instagram

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